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RANTS RANCH PARODIES |
Western Rhymes for wild times
Cowboy Rhymes with dirt and grime
Words stitched together one at a time
To make a patchwork story in rhyme
Rumor has it that cowboys like to laugh
Humor has it that funny stories last
The cowboy who tells it best in rhyme
Is always gonna be a friend of mine
Those who listen real well
Will always be able to tell
If it's the real deal, by gosh
Or if it's just plain doctored up hogwash
Western Rhymes
Three for a dime
Laugh or cry
Live or die
Thanks for spending time
Cowboy Rhymes with dirt and grime
Words stitched together one at a time
To make a patchwork story in rhyme
Rumor has it that cowboys like to laugh
Humor has it that funny stories last
The cowboy who tells it best in rhyme
Is always gonna be a friend of mine
Those who listen real well
Will always be able to tell
If it's the real deal, by gosh
Or if it's just plain doctored up hogwash
Western Rhymes
Three for a dime
Laugh or cry
Live or die
Thanks for spending time
